Fs news? I´m lovin´ it

Cos´é Fs news?
É ordinaria amministrazione, é il modo semplice e veloce per comunicare con qualche centinaia di studenti internazionali che per qualche ragione si trovano a Jyväskylä. Ogni giorno, circa una decina di mail da leggere... e ce ne sono di tutti i tipi, alcune sono assurde, altre buffe, altre minacciose, altre soltanto spam.
Ecco la classifica delle migliori mail arrivate a qualche centinaio di studenti.

L´ultima degna di nota é questa (perché é possibile perdere pure i materassi, qui...):

??? (searching for lost mattress)

Hei!
Are you a Canadian guy (called Matt?) ? Are you living in Myllyärvi ?
Did you have visit lately and got an extra mattress from a girl called Jen ?

If so, PLEASE answer on this mail or call me because it was my mattress and I need it back!

Thank you very much! :)

XXX

Poi é la volta degli I-pod, che sembra abbiano per tutti un valore affettivo:

Looking for IPOD

Hi,

After my lunch in Lozzi yesterday(12.2.) I forgot my iPod lying on one of the downstairs shelves at changing clothes area.
Unfortunately after my coming back within one hour iPod disappeared. It was white iPod Classic (30G) and on the back side is imprinted "Wenting" cause it was a gift with good memory, which I really value! Please give it to me back.
Maybe someone took it by mistake or found it like lost one, in that case please let me know by replying this email I would be grateful to you! It could also happened somebody took it intentionally, however, please find the courage give it to me back. You can easily give the iPod to the staff in Lozzi anonymously, anyway is valueless for you due to sign on the back side.

Thank you,

XXX

Qualcuno é pure disposto a pagare generosamente, per riavere un oggettao a lui caro:

Last Thursday afternoon I've lost a black I-Pod, probably in Mattilaniemi area.
Pod is worthy itself, but in my case it's mainly emotional, due to the many songs collected in it. If you have found it, please contact me! Thank you.
It's possible to check if it's mine with the serial number on the back. 50€ reward.

XXX.

... e anche se in Finlandia non é caldissimo, ci si puó dimenticare la giacca, se il party é dei migliori:

lost items

Hi, how can I send a message?

The text is:

I lost my jacket in the Stammtisch party yesterday. It's a black denim jacket. And also, we lost the twister in the party.

If you have found them, please contact me.

Ma la migliore é questa:

Oh lost camera, please return to me... I miss you.

Greetings students....

I lost my camera whilst at Rentukka last night for the Stammtisch. You may remember me telling all those that were there via the microphone at the time.

For those who didn't hear, the story is this... My FujiFilm digital camera fell out of my pocket and magically disappeared, I suspect into the pocket of someone else.

If you have by chance seen it and picked it up in order to return it to its rightful owner then I applaud your honesty and ask that you give me call to tell me that you have kindly kept it in a safe place until now.
If by chance, you have picked it up in order to keep it for yourself then I don't applaud your honesty. In fact I would suggest that you are a very low form of human being who has no self conscience and no kindness. If you are feeling that you have a change of mind then you
can also give me a call and tell me that you also were keeping it in a safe place to return it to its rightful owner.

So, either way, if you have my camera (Fujifilm, silver and grey) then I would appreciate its return and would wish the best karma to be visited upon you for being a nice person.

Here is my number, I am Australian so I speak pretty good English.

If you want to email me then that is okay too.

Kind regards,

XXXX...

La mia orchidea é morta, colpevole la prima giornata di maggio, la prima giornata di sole. Le scottature di Leila, fanno intendere che la sua pelle é finlandese, anche se il suo animo é siriano. Petri ha due esami questa settimana, io leggo Pinocchio. Martin scrive i post in italiano e ospita Valerio per una settimana.
La chitarra era comunque scordata, anche dopo ore di prove. Un caffé poi a giocare a nascondino nel bosco, con le torce, come bambini. Ogni settimana qualcuno da salutare, l´ultimo é stato Giampa. Lo skateboard non si accorda con le piogge estive. Comincio ora a studiare per gli esami di Bologna.
La Giulia é a Rimini, per un po´.
Ho rintracciato mio fratello.
Il mio gatto é a dieta, mi dicono che stava diventando sferico...
Il termometro al sole l´altro ieri segnava 30 gradi. Il lago é del tutto sgelato, della neve non c´é piú traccia. Tra poco non ci sará neanche piú traccia della notte...